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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 15:53

Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Why don't I get sleep at nights?
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
This Device Pulls Clean Drinking Water Out of the Air - VICE
Loons and Moons
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Are there girls here who like group sex?
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
What are some interests in sharing pictures of wives?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids